GAME CHEATS

1. Start Finking (or is it Theeling?)

Thinking with your heart is a good place to start. Most brains on Earth are disconnected from their hearts which explains the state of the planet and the invention of stilletto heels. The best way to think with your heart is to connect up with your feelings.  Why? Hearts wirelesslly connect to the multiversal web which allows access to the full version of Pouchpedia and your IGS (see next point). P.S. Hearts have feelings, brains have emotions.

2. Use your Inner Guidance System (IGS)

Imagine if you knew exactly what to do in any given moment? Imagine if you were 100% happy with every choice you ever made? Imagine if you felt that everything was always perfect? Keep imagining. The IGS is only available to beings in the high reaches of the fourth dimension and up, which, rather sadly, does not include most of your species. Not yet anyway.

3. Start Choosing

Every moment on Earth offers a choice which can be incredibly boring (white or wholemeal?) or rather exciting (get married/stay single?). No matter how slightly it alters your trajectory, a choice will usually take you towards love, or towards fear. Neither one is right or wrong but only one of these paths lead home. P.S. Even when it looks like you don’t get a choice you can always choose the type of thoughts you have about the situation.

4. Check your Belief System

Most choices are made according to the beliefs that are operating in an individual’s belief system. As these beliefs are usually hidden most players here are running on auto pilot and have little control of the path they are on.  For example: “Nobody loves Me” or “I can’t live without chocolate”  You can tell if you are running inappropriate beliefs because you will often get what you do not want. Pouchpedia suggests that you update your beliefs to suit your current desires. More on this later.

5. Become Timeless

Think about what happened in the past or what will happen in the future and stay stuck in the game. Think in the now and you instantly get a pass out of the game, for as long as you can stay there. P.S. That’s about three seconds for most players.

6. Grow your brain together

Earth is a polarity game so most brains here are divided into two sides which rarely agree with each other. One is logical/male, one is emotional/female. No wonder clear thinking is impossible. Most poor choices are made due to this dynamic because the brain is to busy arguing to figure that it has crazy beliefs in its operating system.

Pouchpedia apologises, more information will be uploaded here shortly… In the meantime we suggest you inspect the APPS you may be running and review the beliefs in your operating system. Cheers!