EARTH GAME ARCHIVES: #12 ORIGINAL AD CAMPAIGN

Excerpt from the original Advertising Campaign for The Earth Game, re-formatted and downgraded to suit current Earth Advertising standards which are rather low, even by Venusian standards.

Pouchpedia has enlarged the small print at the bottom that you obviously did not read the first time, or you wouldn’t be stuck here in front of antiquated computing technology reading this.

SMALL PRINT ENLARGED BY 9999%:

Please note: There is a small chance you may get so lost in this game that you forget who you really are for a very long time. You may in fact get so lost that you will believe that you are just biology, that you are separate from each other and the Earth, that you are a powerless, insignificant, Ning-Nong. And that Stilleto heels are a good invention.