THE GAME
The fun thing about the Earth Game is that most players, like you, don’t even know they are in it. This makes for some way cool entertainment and is part of the reason The Earth Game is one of the highest rating game shows in the multiverse.
Pouchpedia enjoys a good drama but concedes that many beings on the planet, including Holey-Moley, do not. Thus Pouchpedia has decided to compile a list of game cheats so that those who read this can have more fun getting home, with less fear.
Please read my ‘Letter to Players’ and note that this information has been downgraded to suit limited intellectual capacities – like yours. Enjoy playing! XPouchpedia
Game Rules:
There are NO rules in the Earth Game except the fact that anyone who joins must forget that they are playing a game in order to remember. Even if you read the instructions really well before you started you have probably forgotten them. Don’t worry, I will do my best to jog your memory.
May as well enjoy yourself while you are in there! XPouchpedia
How it Works:
- The Earth Game is a seriously cool hologram that responds to your every whim and desire. It changes all the time depending on your direction. Towards love, or towards fear.
- Players play as individuals but you can share a similar direction to other players if you like.
- Many things will happen on the Gameboard that will prompt you to make a choice.
- Every choice will steer a direction towards Love or towards Fear.
- Neither choice is right or wrong but only one of these paths lead home. The other will take you back into the game.
- The object of the game is to remember that you are only playing a game. You’re not a worthless, powerless Ning-Nong afterall.
Game Cheats Sick and tired of being stuck on the same level? Read these.
Game Traps: Read these before you fall into the next one!
Game Archives Interesting fun facts from the past.
Game Manufacturer: Not happy about where you are stuck in the game? Read this before you check out.
