Dear Wholey,

As you know this is a game planet and further searching of the crystalline database has revealed the existence of a dangerous game device: invisable holes!

All players on this planet are given a hungry hole to fill as part of the game. In most cases it is invisable and can only be detected by the craving/s it creates. What you fill your hole with determines how much fun you have in the game.

As you are on this planet I assume you have entered the game.

Dear Wholey,

I have just connected up to the crystalline records on this planet and discovered it is no namby-pamby, everyday, run-of-the-mill rock floating in space. It is a GAME planet. Beings here come to participate in a polarity based game. If you don’t have the rules you will have a rotten time. Don’t do anything until I get back to you.

Dear Wholey,

The main sentient species and game players on this planet are called Hu-people. Hupeople are amazing, multi-dimensional beings but they are strictly focused in the third dimension and largely unaware of the other dimensions in which they operate. As you have entered this reality at a point slightly above the third dimension the hu-people may not even be able to see you. Only the most sensitive among them will be able to feel that you are there. What does that mean? – don’t expect a welcoming party!

Dear Wholey,

This is your Pouchpod. Since entering this planet space/time slot my connection to you AND the universal web has gone down so I will attempt to reach you via this ancient blog software. (Estimated to be 9000999999.9  versions behind the current Thoughtpress standard). Don’t worry, I’ll search my database to see where the hole we are. I’m offline but still operational.

Visual log: approaching planet. Audio log: "What happens if i push this button?"

Visual log: PouchpodTM March 29 2011

Aaargh. Why did I have to press that big red button with ‘DO NOT TOUCH’ written on it? Why did I have to crash land in a galaxy that is so NOT up-to-speed with anywhere?  I’m lost on a  primitive planet that’s fallen off the edge of the known universe and the only communication device I’ve got that’s working is this archaic, dang, thing they call the internet.  This software is so old it’s gone hard. If any intelligent being comes across this post – Please HELP!!!!!