Wholey-Moley

Dear Wholey, Pouchpedia here. Just thought I’d let you know I haven’t a clue where we are. Of all the dimensions and galaxies to crash in, you have chosen the single, most lonely, one of all.  This planet does not appear on ANY chart in existence. I don’t mean to scare you but, Yikes! We are completely, totally and confoundingly L-O-S-T.  Your friend, XPouchpedia

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Dear Wholey, Watch Out!

I have just connected up to the crystalline records on this planet and discovered it is no namby-pamby, everyday, run-of-the-mill rock floating in space. Earth is a GAME PLANET!  Not only that – it has a ‘Thrillseekers Only’  rating.  Be careful. Don’t touch anything. Don’t do anything, until I get back to you.

Your friend, XPouchpedia. P.S. Why are you not responding to all my Thoughtmails???