Dear Wholey,
As you know this is a game planet and further searching of the crystalline database has revealed the existence of a dangerous game device: invisable holes!
All players on this planet are given a hungry hole to fill as part of the game. In most cases it is invisable and can only be detected by the craving/s it creates. What you fill your hole with determines how much fun you have in the game.
As you are on this planet I assume you have entered the game.
